Spam Messages, Schemes and Hysterical “Opportunities”

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Have you ever seen a post and/or received a spam message either via email, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn or in other private messages. Maybe even on Facebook Groups or anywhere else on the internet aka “The Bathroom Walls of the 21st Century”? Some that are obviously ridiculous scams, schemes and/or so out there that they have made you laugh?

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A post shared by Digital Marketing Veteran ???? (@tony_lee_hamilton) on Nov 23, 2018 at 5:03pm PST

I know that I have and I'll share some of my favorites below:

  • It is a simple, beginners way of making good money on the side! No experience needed. These are small details that make a huge difference on the daily activity of a trader; providing more flexibility to earn a side income.The minimum of $300 assure you get $3500$300 to get $3500$400 to get $4500$500 to get $5500$600 to get $6500
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  • I almost quit Binary/Bitcoin trade, because being a victim of scam. I was highly frustrated and hopeless. Later on, I got to know Mrs Gladys whom I invested $4,800 and within five days interval, I received my profits of $12,300. It was sweet and quick, Mrs Gladys is so legitimate, there are so many people out there looking for a real account manager like Mrs Gladys. But still couldn't get it, I must confess that I'm lucky to invest with her Reach out to her via ******
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    As I speak to you I just lend 1.6300 BTC and within 3 days I will receive a 100 percent of this, I can send you screenshot of my dashboard if you are skeptical so you can see for yourself real time earnings…

    Here is a step on how to earn on LENDER AGE

    1. Register through my link I sent to you, here it is again

    2. You will have to make a deposit up to at least $10

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    After you have lend, wait for confirmation and then you allow 3 days for you lending to be returned.

    5. You will receive 100 percent of you lending within 3 days


    I have a life screenshot of my dashboard

  • Hello,I have a Crude oil Partnership proposal for you. If you don't mind write my email ******** for complete details.Thanks.*****
  • Hello I am a provider of private loans. My offer of loans, since they are available worldwide at a low interest rate of 2% to 6%. The credits for the business sector will be available from 5,000 to 50,000,000. My loan conditions are simple and clear. My loan is very relaxed and sincere thanks to my contact address. Do you need a loan?
  • Good morning Dear Tony Hamilton,I am Barrister B8888888, Writing from Cotonou, Republic of Benin.  Meanwhile this is my Whatsapp I'd + ***-****-**** in case you may wish to reach me on Whatsapp:and secondly there is a business deal I would like to disclose and discuss with youHence I would appreciate you attention very much. Also, because of the importance of this business I would want you to give me any of you email address here, then I will go ahead and forward the business proposal to you via email which is better and protected for us OK

    This is very much important and I would want it to be handled seriously

    I am waiting for you email then I will go ahead and send you the business proposal over there in you email now once I have seen you email


  • Hi, You need to check out the brand new CryptoTab browser! You just use it like a regular browser (watch YouTube, browse websites or social media networks, etc.) and earn income in BTC at the same time thanks to its built-in mining algorithm!
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  • Hello, my name is angel hill how are you Today is a good day to make a decision that changes you life.  Would not you like to ride a cruise ? Travel the world?  Travel to 50% or Better FREE?If you want to do it, I can help you and say how to achieve it !!! Look here *****
  • Hello, I decide to contact you in good faith hoping that we would be friends because I have a lot to discuss with you, let me introduce myself in brief,my names are miss A***** N****** I am working with United States Army, please contact me trough my private email (********** well I wait you reply for more information, thanks
  • Hey Tony thanks for the connection, Have you heard about the new technology that storm in the business world with tokenization utilizing blockchain technology this is a disruptive technology and soon will be used by businesses worldwide there’s an article off my fan page. Have you heard about the new technology that storm in the business world with tokenization utilizing block chain technology this is a disruptive technology and soon will be used by businesses worldwide there’s an article off my fan page https://www.facebook.comLet me know if you’d be open to more information and have an awesome and blessed day
  • Serious but TRUTHFUL question for ya here …Would you like to increase you ‘ prospect – reach ‘ to over 3 billion FREE prospects (leads), have them coming to you,THEN, CONVERT Them Into Product Buyers at 80 to 87% to maintain at least 2 – 5 sales per day CONSISTENTLY … ALL WITHIN the same amount of hrs you working now using Today's NEW Never-Seen Before “State of the Art” Non-Competitive Social Media Branding and Conversion Strategies??
  • Hello Tony, this may seem to be out of the ordinary but I could not figure out any other means of contacting you. I see that we have a common bond to earn an income working from home & to create a huge business online. I am a seasoned 25yr + Online Marketer and have had great success helping others create a secure income for generations to come. I was wondering if by chance you would consider allowing me to personally work with you and help you grow an income to whatever level you need for you and you families future? I know that's a bold statement but I have been doing this for a long time and if you willing to follow along a simple path to success then I can ABSOLUTELY get you there. This would be one on one, working together for you success. Don't worry I am NOT asking you to quit you job or stop whatever program you may be trying to succeed in currently. And I am not asking for any money, as a matter of fact YOUR PLACEMENT IS FREE. Please let me know so I can send you access and an invitation to watch a short video to see if you interest is there. I am serious and am very selective with my choices of who I wish to help and work with, and unless I am wrong … you seem to fit the criteria perfectly. I truly hope that you accept my offer with a sense of urgency.Thank you.
  • Hi Tony, thanks for connecting.  Would you be interested in using a Beta version of a brand new marketing platform that will allow you unlimited social signals and traffic?  I have developed a free marketing platform that works as an exchange but is automated.For example, say you have a YouTube video and want high retention views, comments, likes, subscribers… my platform will do that for free.Say you have a Facebook post you want to go viral and get lots of activity on it, my platform can do that.Say you want to rank a website page in Google for specific keyword terms, my platform can do that.

    Here is a 5-minute overview video

    The site is not yet open to the public as I first want to get a 1,000 beta users to use first.

    Please let me know if you can have some use for this.

    There is no up sell, no surprises. I will be monetizing this platform with ads once the platform becomes popular so it will be free for you and others to use this amazing marketing platform.

    Looking forward to hearing from you.


  • hello dear friend TonyI am happy to present you this opportunity of investment which is solar group.En effect this project was born thanks to the doctor ***** which is a Russian start-up, which invented the asynchronous engines which are manufactured without adding the components of it. rare earths that are a monopoly of Chinese companies. Making the cost of these engines cheaper therefore accessible for greater use in cars, motorcycles and other gear. Or tender for private investors to be a shareholder in this company. It is expected that a solard group action take the value of $ 1 by 2020.I have already invested and I have 100,000 shares. So if you are interested in this investment, dear friend Tony sign up on my link below so that we are a member of this project that will soon revolutionize the automotive industry.Here is my link: ************
  • Hi,I help business professionals automate they're marketing with a done for you prospecting system.My system can work hand-n-hand in what you're currently do. Get access to exclusive only leads for you business only.Do you market your business using online sources like a website or social media? THAT'S THE WAY OF THE PAST!!!
  • Malheureusement, les gens n'en savent pas assez sur le crypto investment, ils manquent donc cette opportunité extraordinaire! Mais vous avez de la chance parce que…CRYPTO 300 Club vient de lancer!Les crypto-monnaies sont la voie de l'avenir, nous avons donc réuni une équipe de crack de TRADING EXPERTS dans leCRYPTO MARKETPLACE. Ils travaillent pour gagner des CRYPTO TRADING PROFITS (CTP), qui sont ensuite partagés avec lesmembres.


    10 $ Crypto Packs gagnent chaque jour

    Gains quotidiens à 1% par jour

    Plus besoin de redémarrer ou de réinitialiser!

    Pas de risque et pas d'expérience commerciale requise

    Rappelez-vous que si vous ne changez rien, rien ne changera!

  • I’ve been working Online for many years, I’ve never seen so many scams and companies making promises then taking everyone’s hard earned money then closing their doors. I want to let all my friends know that I will be participating in one great opportunity going forward. I have much trust with the owner as he has been setting everything up for six months. We (THE FOUNDERS) will be testing this Revolutionary System in the next two weeks. The doors will be open very soon to the public, this will be the biggest worldwide opportunity that I have ever seen and been a part of. If you decide to join with us, you will make this you Number 1 or YOUR only income source! Message me to get on my list and reserve you position so you can get started right away when it launches!
  • You want coaching clients. Not just any clients, but the ones that make you get down on you knees and thank GOD that you decided to become a coach. You know the kind…The best clients on the planet.Not only that, but you want those clients to pay you a premium price for you work – think $3,000 – $10,000 or more. And you also want them to show up, fully accountable and ready to take action and follow every word you say.
    And right now, those clients are HERE. I mean RIGHT here. On Facebook.
    They're online, frantically hunting for a solution to that BIG PROBLEM. You know…The problem that YOUR coaching is designed to solve.
    Without you, they are suffering every day.
    Without you, that problem will go completely UN-SOLVED for them.
    Without you, they might just hire one of you competitors…and you know that guy (or gal) is going to do a terrible job…and maybe even make things worse.
    Your clients need YOU. But if you don't get you marketing together FAST, you are going to fail them.
    They needed you…but you weren't there.
    TODAY, you could be reaching you clients with a powerful, life-changing message that NO ONE else can duplicate.
    TODAY, you can be the one shaking them out of their fear and complacency and giving them the answers they've been chasing for so long.
    And it all starts with clicking the link below, and watching our free masterclass.
    WARNING: If you click that link, you might never be able to play small again. You may end up changing some lives…starting with you own.
  • Here’s the #nofilter truth…If you’re not doing something to CONSISTENTLY send a flow of new subscribers to you email list, you’re doing you business a disservice ????????
    When it comes time to sell you online course or fill you calendar with ideal clients you’ll have to work 5x harder than the person next to you who’s got a list.
    I’m telling you this because I know some part of you is itching to get right to the fun stuff in you business….
    “When I’m done building my course…”
    “When I get a really good hang of WordPress…”
    “Once I’ve designed the perfect opt-in freebie…”
    I get it. There are a million more creative, sexier things you want to be doing.
    But those ‘sexy’ things have no power without a profitable email list to back them up.
    So let’s make today the day that completely changes you business forever.
    The day you bump “grow my list” to the top of you to-do list ????
    No more excuses, okay?
    Let’s do this.
    Click below and join me for my upcoming FREE workshop where I’ll teach you exactly how to grow you email list using “what’s working now” strategies.
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the above are simply a small sampling of the emails, posts, shares etc… that I have seen recently and although they are in my opinion spam, I am not saying that they are scams, schemes, illegal etc……

You are able to decide for yourself what is and/or isn't for you, I simply shared what I found to be ridiculous in the way that they claim simplicity and/or that their “opportunity” isn't a scam but that others are ………

Share with us all in the comment area below, the craziest spam, scam, scheme message and/or post that you have ever seen.

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